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 The Official Anti Claus 
Frequent Asked Questions (FAQ)
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Questions from
Thoughtful Inquirers
Insightful and Profound Answers from an Authorized Anti Claus Agent
Who is Anti Claus? Anti Claus is the world's coolest environmental hero, the "green" Santi Claus. No, they're not enemies, just "polar opposites."
Is Anti Claus a real person? Yes, like the legend of Santa Claus, who was the Bishop of Myra in Turkey, the story Anti Claus is based on a real person, although he may be hiding from all this publicity at the moment.
How old is Anti Claus? He is about 270 years old, but you are as young as you feel and he always feels much younger after a nap in a freezer.
Will eating radioactive waste
make me grow strong?
Only if a you're penguin and lucky enough not to die. We explicitly discourage this type of behavior in the book.
Will sleeping in a freezer
help me live longer?
See above answer. Again, we do not recommend this, even if Walt Disney did something similar.
Is it true that someone recently
claimed to be the Anti Claus?
There is really only one Anti Claus. I’m sure that like many of his fans, this person wishes he could be the real one. Deep down, we all feel that way because he is such a cool guy!
Is Anti Claus a true story? The story Anti Claus is a fiction, meaning a made-up story from an author's wild imagination. Anti Claus is actually a fabrication of a legend of a myth, loosely and we mean here very loosely based on the life of the author's father.
What genre is Anti Claus?
Childrens, Juvenile, Environmental Studies,
Biology, Biography, Satire, Mythology?
Yes.
Why is Anti Claus book relatively
expensive compared to published books?
Because the artist lovingly hand-painted each picture in acrylic. Also, because no well-established publishers wanted to print our book. Or else they wanted the author to use a different artist. If you feel that the retail price is too high, please write to the major publishers like Scholastic, Simon & Shuster, Penguin, etc. and let them know that they should have published our book. Thank you.
How can I get my very own copy
of Anti Claus before they are all gone?
Excellent question! In fact, just the question we hoped you would ask! You may order books by mail or order online using PayPal™.

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